My Night Without Children

While at our 4th of July celebration, someone who shall remain nameless, asked me what I do with my time since I am lucky enough to have two grandparents willing to take my kids overnight quite often (needless to say, this person was a man!). Luckily for us all, my memory is continuing its steep decline, and I completely forgot my plans for the evening alone so all were spared my strange story. Dear Jabbers had locked himself in our bathroom today while DJ was sleeping, peed, and somehow got it all over himself. So instead of enjoying leisurely time without my precious children, I, Randi Roxanne Barthelmes, bathed a very confused and angry cat and scrubbed a very stinky bathroom.